Little Tips on Football; Female only

Hai. Last night, eh actually last Saturday, we went for football at Stadium Likas. Sabah versus Selangor. Oh, kalau kamu mengharapkan aku review perlawanan itu, kamu salah tempat. I am not a fan of football, I am just a Sabahawks supporter, and husband supporter too. Dia bawa. Haruslah ikut.

I know some of my friends are regular watcher too. Selalu nampak mereka update pergi stadium. Well, kalau hari-hari limpas stadium macam aku neh, nda da feel sudah tu. Perasaan aku, kalau pergi stadium ni macam pergi kerja. Eh, faham kah maksud aku disini? Nevermind.

 

Being a female (ehem!), I believe sebab pertama kamu pergi adalah suami/tunang/bf/ teman rapat/ bff yang ajak (atau paksa, maybe?). Sebab kedua, barulah sebab kau memang suka tengok bola. I dont know why, but football is just not female' thing, kan. I always didnt get why husb menjerit macam gila so excitedly when he dont even know who's actually the player. Percayalah, I dont get football much. Main game di ps pun selalu elakkan soccer. Sebab takfaham macamana bola kena pass dan tau tau je eh eh dah ada kat saye ke bola tu.

 

Jadi, bila husb paksa aku pergi temankan dia tengok bola, perkara pertama aku fikir ialah;

'Baju apa mau pakai?"

Takpayah tanya siapa lagi pergi. Tiadanya budak kampung dia yang bawa bini. Macamana mau bawa kalau anak bersusun kan. Macam aku cakap tadi, football bukan perkara female lah. Aku lainlah, terpaksa. Hehe

Here my tips for female yang terpaksa ikut husb/ tunang/ bf pergi tengok football match, based on my own observation;

 

What to wear ? T-shirt and jeans definitely in. Anything casual should be fine. Lagi bagus. pakai jersi team. Barulah nampak macam supporter. Jangan pakai baju sukan, seluar tracksuit, kasut sukan, nampak macam kau pula mau main bola. Jangan pakai seksi nampak cleavage juga, in case you have to rush to White Room (read : clubbing) after the match, please put some cardigan/jacket on lah first. Dont wear skirt too. Especially long skirt. NO NO. Tinggi juga tangga menuju tempat duduk tu. Takut kau jatuh tergolek pula nanti.

How about shoes and bag? Shoes, ya of courselah pakai. Sneaker, sandal, flat is the safe option. No heels. Wedges okay, but not advisable. Pakailah something yang selesa. Ingat, kau berada di tempat sesak, padat dan semua orang rushing. I dont think you have enough time or space to balance. Lagipun, nanti kaki cepat penat. Bags? Kalau aku jalan seorang, aku takkan bawa, leceh. Tapi since ada husb, bawalah. Nanti MCD kami mau simpan dimana?

What else? Bawa lah apa yang perlu. Mints. Drinking water. Tapi jangan bawa berat sangat. Penat mengangkat. My checklist termasuklah; earphone (when I couldnt stand the cursing from the fans, I switch to k-pop song. Full blast.), smartphone with full battery (when you get bored, boleh dengar lagu, buka facebook, bergosip di twitter, main game, ambil gambar player handsome, dan sebagainya. Tapi itu semua tiada gunanya sekiranya battery low sebelum game bermula =.='), lipgloss/sanitizer/lotion (typical female. need to say more?), and add-on to the list FACE MASK. Wajib ada. Asap rokok berkepul di sana sini. Takboleh tahan sudah. Aku alergi doh. Sebelum aku migrain dan sesak nafas, pakailah face mask. Kalau buat muka berkerut lalu kipas-kipas asap, boleh mengundang kemarahan orang sebelah menyebelah. Kawasan terbuka kan =.= Sedihlah orang Malaysia hisap rokok hembus asap sana sini tidak respect orang. Sedihh.

 

Itu saja. And of course, I will try not to go out tengok bola with bare-naked face. Aku tahu malam. Kulit perlu bernafas. Tapi perlu juga berhias sedikit, just to put some colour to the pale face. Supaya kawan husb tak pingsan tengok muka pucat aku. Haha Ketawa kuat-kuat plis.

 

By the way, this was husb and his friend conversation last night. His friend adalah suami kepada adik husb. Amoi and Achai referring to their kids.

Husb : Kenapa kau nda bawa Achai semalam?

The friend : Ah. Kalau bawa Achai atau Amoi mesti Sabah kalah.

Husb : Ha’ah. Lepastu kalau aku TER-bawa Dayah mesti Sabah seri.

The friend : Kalau diorang nda ikut, menang pula Sabah kan.

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=.=' Jahat!