Survive Office Life For Dummy.

DISCLAIMER : This article have nothing to do with me and my job. This also does not reflect me or the company I represent. Harap maklum. Ehh I tipu je neh.

1. Always typing on something.

Kalau boleh bunyi ketik-ketik-ketik itu harus kuat didengar satu office.

Ketik lagi biar dengar macam stress menaip.

2. Always open work related document in maximum screen.

Ohbulan,beautifulnara,hmetro semua kasih minimize screen (kecil sedikit dari yang work related document). In case boss tiba tiba masuk, direct click any area di bigger screen, jadi yang smaller skrin akan auto ter-hide.

3. Use different web browser for work and fun stuff.

Mozilla for office, IE for blogspot. That case, you wont accidentally open the fun stuff di masa-masa genting seperti ketika boss tibatiba ada di belakang. Ahh, you know the boss just want to check us out.

4. Dont smile at work, especially bila terserempak boss.

Happy face means, tidak banyak kerja. Tidak banyak kerja means, harus ditambah kerja. 

5. Mesti sentiasa buat muka runsing.

That way, dia akan sentiasa fikir 'ahh dedikasi nya pekerja ini, begitu runsing perihal kerja.'

6. Sentiasa buka fail di atas meja.

Kalau boleh biar sampai penuh tidak nampak meja itu.

7. Meja harus sentiasa penuh dengan pen, dan mana mana stationery even tidak berkaitan.

Ini memberikan impresi bahawa sedang tekun bekerja.

8. Sentiasa buat muka berkerut dalam meeting.

Seolah-olah berfikir sangat panjang dan dalam.

9. Always jot down any note ketika meeting. 

But the note does not have to be relate to the meeting.

10. If you're out from the work station in a while (read: more than 30 minutes, eg jalan-jalan cari makanan), dont hibernate/sleep your pc. Let it on. Open the work document (if possible, sampai 3-4 document bertindih di skrin), buka fail-fail, leave your phone on the desk, now you boleh jalan-jalan sampai jumpa jeruk mangga idaman. When they see this, they thought you keluar sekejap take a break. They dont even realise you've been out for 2 hours =.=

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PS: Eh! Dont act innocent sana, I know some of YOU done this. Tipu tipu tipu.

PSS : ExtraTips; When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong. If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it. To err is human, to forgive is not our policy. Everything can be filed under 'pending'. When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves. Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. If you don't know how to do something, 'empower' someone else to do it for you.